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Hunkering 101

1.5 units - M-W-F - 7PM-10PM - Phys. Ed. Dept. - Room 317

Big Jackie reveals her 'Seven Secrets to Successful Hunkering'

Learn to “hunker down” with this introductory class in hunkering. You’ll gain all the knowledge you need to hunker down in the event of storms, tornadoes, hurricanes, or even at the lunch area at Parker-Hannifin with all the other Vietnamese workers at lunchtime. Learn hunkering styles from WWF’s John Cena, Parker-Hannifin’s Park Dong, and world-famous Sumo wrestler Big Jackie. Other celebrity hunkerers will be added as time and budget permits. Materials fee of $1,500.00 includes water, batteries, MRE’s, and a game of Boggle.

*Note: Register early! This class fills up fast!

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