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Anagram Me

Insofar as having very important things to do, my defense mechanism is to do nothing. Or rather, to spend my time doing trivial things. Why do I do this? I can’t say. I get stressed, and I throw up a roadblock on the whole mess, and look around for ways to waste my time. Of course it only makes matters worse, yet I do it a lot.

Yesterday, I went over to the Anagram Engine and fed in my full name to see what I could come up with. I spent the whole day trying to find meaning in it. Trying to find a phrase that would “sum me up”.

Bad stuff, huh?

Below is the list I compiled from THOMAS MITCHELL POWELL:

HELP A MEMO’S TWILL CLOTH
WILL A HEMP CLOTHES MOLT?
A CLOTHES THEM MILL PLOW
A CLOTHES TELL WHOM LIMP
A CLOTHES PELT WHOM MILL
HELL I’M A LETCH MOST PLOW
A LETCH HELL I’M PLOTS MOW
A LETCH HELL I’M LOW STOMP
A LETCH HELLO WIMP MOLTS
A LETCH WHELM LIMP STOOL
I’LL HELP MOM STOW A LETCH
A LETCH WHOLE LIMP MOLTS
A LETCH WHOLE MILL STOMP
A LETCH HOTELS WIMP MOLL
A LETCH HELP ILL MOST MOW
A LETCH HEM MILL LOW TOPS
A LETCH HEM WILL LOTS MOP
A LETCH HEM LIP MOLTS LOW
A LETCH HEM LIP MOLTS OWL
A LETCH HEM LIP MOLT LOWS
A LETCH HEM LIP MOLT SLOW
A LETCH HEMP MILL SLOW TO
I’M A LETCH THEM POLLS LOW
HE’S A LETCH MOM WILL PLOT
A LETCH THE ILL PLOWS MOM
A LETCH THE PILL SLOW MOM
A LETCH THE WILL SLOP MOM
A LETCH IMPEL WHOM TOLLS
A LETCH SIMPLE WHOM TOLL
PLOT: SMELL HOW I’M A LETCH
HOW TO SMELL A LIMP LETCH
A LETCH SMELL WHO I’M PLOT
A LETCH SMELL WHO LIMP TO
A WELCH SMELL HOT I’M PLOT
A WELCH MELL SHOT LIMP TO
A WELCH MELL MOTHS PILOT
I’M A TOP WELCH MELL SLOTH
HMM SO A WELCH TITLE POLL
HMM A WELCH TIPTOES LOLL
HMM A WELCH POTTIES LOLL
HMM A WELCH TOILET POLLS
IMPEL A WELCH MOTHS TOLL
SLOP A WELCH MILLET MOTH
A WELCH THE SPIT LOLL MOM
A WELCH THE I’M POLLS MOLT
A WELCH THE LIMPS MOLL TO
A WELCH THE PILL LOST MOM
A WELCH THEM IS POLL MOLT
A WELCH THEM I’M POLLS LOT
I’M A LOST WELCH HEMP TOLL
HELP MOM TO STILL A WELCH
A WELCH HOTELS LIMP MOLT
A CHIME TELL WHO’LL STOMP
A PHOTOCELL WELL HMM SIT
SPELL WELL A HITCH MOM TO
SPELL WELL HATCH I MOM TO
HIM MACHO TOT SPELL WELL
SPELL WELL MATCH HOMO IT
SPELL WELL MATCH OH I’M TO
CHAT, HMM? I SPELL WELL TOO
TOILETS CALL HELP HMM OW
HE WHO’LL COMMIT AT SPELL
I’M THE CAT WHO’LL SPELL OM
I’LL HELP A CLOTH WET MOMS
I’LL HELP A CHOW STEM MOLT
HMM I’LL HELP A SLOW OCTET
I’LL HELP A COW MELT MOTHS
I’LL HELP MOM STOW CHALET
I’LL HELP WATCHES LOT MOM
I’LL HELP A SCOW MELT MOTH
I’LL HELP TO WHOM CALMEST
HMM, I’LL HELP LOCATE TWOS
I’LL HELP MOM SHOW CATTLE
I’LL HELP LATCH MEMO TWOS
I’LL HELP MOLEST MACH TWO
I’LL HELP CHAT MOSLEM TWO
I’LL HELP WATCH MEMO LOST
I’LL HELP TO HEM TWO CLAMS
OW I’LL HELP CALM THE MOST
I’LL HELP TALC WET HO MOMS
I’LL HELP COMMA WET SLOTH
I’LL HELP THEM, OWL MASCOT
I’LL HELP MASCOT LET WHOM
I’LL HELP ME TOMCAT HOWLS
I’LL HELP TOMCAT HEMS LOW
LO, I’LL HELP SCAM THEM TWO
I’LL HELP TACOS MELT WHOM
I’LL HELP WHALE SCOTT MOM
I’LL HELP LAMEST COW MOTH
HMM, I’LL HELP TO STEAL COW
HMM LO I’LL HELP COW TEATS
I’M THE SPOT WHO’LL CALL ME
CHIMPS ALL HOWL TO LET ME
TELL WHO’LL IMPEACH MOST
HELP MOM CALL TOWEL SHIT
CALL IT HOW THE MOM SPELL
I’M CHAMP TELL HOW TO SELL
PATCH ME TO WHOM I’LL SELL
I’M A MOLL LETCH WHO SLEPT
MOSLEM CHALET WHO’LL TIP
MOLES WHO LET PILL MATCH
CALM THE MELLOW HOT LIPS
I’M WHO CALL THE POT SMELL
I CALL THEM WHO SMELL POT
SPELL MOLE WITH HOT CLAM
HOW THE LOLL CLAMP SMITE
MAT WHICH LET POOL SMELL
COOL LIMP SHALL WET THEM
HEW A CLOT HEMP MILL SLOT
SMELL HOW THEMATIC POLL
I LET THE MOLL CLAMP SHOW
HE PETS ALL WHO’LL COMMIT
MEMES PILLOW HATCH TOLL
HE’LL WATCH PILOT MOSLEM
THEM PHOTOS WILL CALL ME
TELL THEM HAM WILL SCOOP
POLL HIM WHO LET CALMEST
HMM, WHO’LL LOP A TESTICLE?
HMM LOLL PLOWS I HATE ETC
MOLL SLOW PITCH A HELMET
HELMET A CHOMP STILL LOW
HELMET A CLOTH SLIM PLOW
HELMET A CLIP WHOLL MOST
HELMET A CLOMP WHO STILL
A PITH HELMET SCOWL MOLL
HELMET PHALLIC LOW MOST
TOM’S PHALLIC OWL HELMET
HELMET CLASH PILLOW TOM
HELMET LATCH I POLLS MOW
HELMET LATCH WILL MOP SO
HELMET LATCH LIMOS PLOW
HELMET LATCH LIMPS WOOL
HELMET MOCHA STILL PLOW
HELMET MOCHA TWILL SLOP
HELMET MACHO WILL PLOTS
HELMET STOMACH PILL LOW
HELMET CHAMP STILL WOOL
HELMET CHAMP ITLL LOW SO
HELMET CHAMPS TILL WOOL
CHAMPS WILL LOOT HELMET
HELMET CHASM TWILL POLO
HELMET MATCH I POLLS LOW
HELMET MATCH PILLOWS LO
HELMET MATCH SPILL WOOL
HELMET MATCH SWILL POLO
HELMET MATCH LIP LO LOWS
HELMET MATCH IS POLL OWL
CHAP LOOMS TWILL HELMET
HELMET CHAP WILL LO MOST
HELMET CHAP SLIM LOT OWL
HELMET CHAP WILL MOLT SO
MILLS WOOL HELMET PATCH
HELMET CASH PILLOW MOLT
HELMET CHATS WILL LO MOP
HELMET SWATCH LIMO POLL
HELMET WATCH MILL SPOOL
HELMET LILAC MOTHS PLOW
PLOT HOW HELMET MISCALL
MELT PLASTIC HE WHO MOLL
MELT PLASTIC HEM HOLLOW
WHO’LL MELT PLASTIC HOME
ME WHO’LL MELT PLASTIC HO
OPHTHALMIC SMELL TOWEL
OPHTHALMIC MELLOWS LET
OPHTHALMIC WELL MOLEST
OPHTHALMIC MELL LOWEST
MALL PHOTOCHEMIST WELL
HOMOTHALLISM CELL WEPT
MALLET CHIMP HOLLOWEST
MALLET PHOTOCELL WHIMS
WEALTH COMETH PLIMSOLL
LETHAL COMPOST WILHELM
MATCHES MELLOW HILLTOP
CLAMSHELL TOILET WHOMP
WHO’LL POMMEL ATHLETICS?
MISMATCH HOLLOW PELLET
STOPWATCH MOLEHILL ELM
MEALTIME SPLOTCH WHOLL
METALLIST MOLOCH WHELP
PALMETTO CHISHOLM WELL
WATTLES CHOMP MOLEHILL
THAT’LL COMPOSE WILHELM
STAMMEL OILCLOTH WHELP
TOWPATH SCHLEMIEL MOLL
METALSMITH CHEW LOLLOP
TEMPLATES MILCH HOLLOW
HOMOPLASTIC WHELM TELL
CAMELOT WHELM HILLTOPS
ECTOPLASM WILHELM HOLT
HOMO HELLCAT TELLS WIMP
SHELLAC WILL TEMPT HOMO
HOMO HELLCAT SWEPT MILL
HOMO CALMEST HELP TWILL
HOMO PHALLIC MELT WELTS
CLASH WILL TEMPT EL HOMO
LET WIMP HOMO TELL CLASH
SWELL LITTLE CHAMP HOMO
TELL IT SWELL HOMO CHAMP
HOMO CHAMP TELLS IT WELL

HELMET MISCALL HOW PLOT
WHO’LL POST HELMET CLAIM?
HELMET WATCH I MOLL SLOP
WHO’LL STOP HELMET CLAIM?
PLASTIC HELMET HOW MOLL
HELMET CLAIMS HOWL PLOT
HELMET CALL HIM SLOW POT
CALL HIM OWL’S HELMET TOP
HELMET CALL WHOM I PLOTS
CALL TO WHOM HELMET SLIP
HELMET CALL WHOM PILOTS
HELMET LOCAL WHILST MOP
HELMET LOCAL SLOTH WIMP
HELMET SCALLOP WHIM LOT
HELMET CALLOW MOTH LIPS
HELMET CALLS HIM TO PLOW
HELMET CALLS WHOM I PLOT
HELMET CALLS MOTH I PLOW
HELMET CALM HILLTOP SOW
HELMET CALM OWLISH PLOT
LO CALM SLOW PITH HELMET
HELMET SO CALM WITH POLL
HELMET CALM HOPS WILL TO
HELMET CALM SHOT PILLOW
HELMET CALM SHOW IT POLL
HELMET CALM TO WHO’S PILL
HELMET CALM HOW SPILL TO
HELMET CLAM SHIT LO PLOW
HELMET CLAM HOLLOW PITS
HELMET CLAM WHO’LL I SPOT
SO WHO’LL TIP CLAM HELMET?
HELMET CLAM PHOTOS WILL
HELMET CLAM HOT LIP SLOW
HELMET CLAM HOT LIPS OWL
HELMET CLAM WHO LIP LOST
HELMET CLAM HOW SPILL TO
HELMET CLAMP HIS LOT OWL
HELMET CLAMP HOLLOWS IT
HELMET CLAMP HOWL I LOTS
HELMET CLAMP SHOOT WILL
HELMET CLAMP WHO IS TOLL
HELMET CLAMS HOLLOW TIP
HELMET CLAP WHO’LL MOIST
HELMET CLAPS HOMO TWILL
HELMET CLAPS HOW MILL TO
WHO TO MILL HELMET CLASP?
HELMET SCALP WHO’LL OMIT
HELMET TALC SHOP I’LL MOW
HELMET TALC SHOW I’M POLL
HELMET MASCOT HILL PLOW
THIS’LL CAMP WOOL HELMET
HELMET CAMP OWLISH TOLL
HELMET ASCOT WHOLL LIMP
HELMET SCALP WHOM I TOLL
HELMET CAP HOWLS MILL TO
HELMET CAP HOT MILL SLOW
HELMET CAT WHO MILL SLOP
HELMET CAT WHO PLIMSOLL
HE ALLOWS COP TELL HMM IT
HE’LL ALLOW ME CHIMP’S TOT
HE’LL ALLOW ME CHOMP TITS
MOST PHALLIC THE MELLOW
TELL ME WHO, MOST PHALLIC
TELL ME HOW, MOST PHALLIC
LET ME HOWL, MOST PHALLIC
MOST LOW PHALLIC HELMET
MOST PHALLIC HELMET OWL
MOST PHALLIC WHOLE MELT
HELPS WHO MOLT METALLIC
SHOW THEM METALLIC POLL
MOTH WHO SPELL METALLIC
TELL WHO CLOMPS THE MAIL
HE’LL PASTE COW MOTH MILL
HE PLACES MOM WHO’LL TILT
LO MOM, HE’LL TWIST CHAPEL
HMM HE’LL TWIST LACE LOOP
TWIST ALCOHOL HEMP MELL
HELP ME TWIST MACHO LOLL
HMM, CALL POLO, TWIST HEEL
TWIST CALL HELL HOME MOP
CALL MOM, HE’LL TWIST HOPE
TWIST CLAM HELLHOLE MOP
OH HELLO, TWIST ELM CLAMP
LO, HE’LL HELP COMMA TWIST
LO, HE’LL CHOMP MALE TWIST
MAPLE TWIST MOLOCH HELL
HELP MOM TWIST HALO CELL
TWIST ALL EPOCH HELL MOM
HELP ME MOLOCH! ALL TWIST!
ALCOHOL TEMPTS WILHELM
TWIT SMELL HEMP ALCOHOL
ALCOHOL HEMP STEM TWILL
ALCOHOL THEM SWEPT MILL
ALCOHOL WIMP TELLS THEM
ALCOHOL WELLS TEMPT HIM
ALCOHOL WELL TEMPTS HIM
ALCOHOL MELTS MELT WHIP
HMM, ALCOHOL ‘TIL WE SLEPT
HMM, LET ALCOHOL WET LIPS
HMM, WE TEST ALCOHOL PILL
TELL HE WHO COMMITS PALL
HMM, I’LL WASTE PHOTOCELL
HMM, LET POOL WASTE CHILL
HMM, ALLSPICE WELL TOOTH
COMPLETE HASH WILL MOLT
I’M WHO’LL SHALT COMPLETE
COMPLETE HIM STALL HOWL
HIM WHO’LL COMPLETE SALT
HILL MOTH COMPLETES LAW
HE’LL SCOWL AT THE LIP MOM
HMM SPILL A WHOLE LOT, ETC.
HE’LL SPELL TACO WITH MOM
HOT WIT? HE’LL SPELL COMMA
COMMIT TO SPELL WELL? HAH!
WHO LOST ME THE CALM PILL?
AM WHO LOST THE LIMP CELL
OH WELL, MOIST PALM LETCH
MOIST PALM HE’LL CHEW LOT
HE’LL LET CHOW MOIST PALM
THE CAT WHO SELL MOM PILL
I SMELL HOT CLAM PET HOWL
HELP I SMELL TWO HOT CLAM
HE’LL PLOT TO WISH ME CALM
WATCH ME EH, ILL POLL MOST
WATCH ME MOLEHILL PLOTS
HE’LL LIMP LOT SO WATCH ME
HELL I’M THAT PC SO MELLOW
HELL I’M SO TALL CHOMP WET
HMM, COP LOLL WEALTHIEST
HMM, WATCH PILL LET LOOSE
HMM, WHAT PC I’LL LET LOOSE
HMM, LET LOOSE TWILL CHAP
HMM, PATCH WILL LET LOOSE
WHO’LL LET A CHIMP MOLEST
WHO’LL LET ME SHIT A CLOMP
ILL HOMO LETCH WET PALMS
HOMO LETCH LIMP WALLETS
LET’S ALL HOMO LETCH WIMP
HOMO LETCH SMALL WET LIP
HOMO LETCH STALL WIMPLE
HOMO LETCH WALL MET LISP
HOMO LETCH ILL WET PALMS
PET WILL SLAM HOMO LETCH
HOMO LETCH SPLAT WELL I’M
HELLO POLL ME, MATCH WITS
HE’LL MATCH WITS ELM LOOP
HMM, HE’LL LISP A LOT ETC. OW!
A HMM TO HOW I’LL SPELL ETC.
HA! I’M TOM, WHO’LL SPELL ETC.
WHO’LL COME PAST THE MILL?
THAT CHIMP’LL SELL ME WOO
HMM, I’LL POLL A COW’S TEETH
THE CHAMP WILL LET LOOMS
HELP ME TO CALL LOST WHIM
HELP ME TO CALM TWO HILLS
HELP ME TO SCAM WITH LOLL
LET HOMO MATCH SWELL LIP
HOMO CHAP TELLS ME TWILL
HOMO WILL LET CHAPS MELT
HOMO CHAPS TELL ME TWILL
I’LL SMELL WET HOMO PATCH
I’M HOMO. PATCH TELLS WELL.
HOMO’S PATCH WILL TELL ME
THIS’LL CALL ME HOMO WEPT
LITHE HELLCAT PLOWS MOM
HELLCAT WHOLE LIMP MOST
HELLCAT WHELP SLIM MOOT
HELLCAT HEM PILLOW MOST
LIMP MOOT WELSH HELLCAT
SIMPLE HELLCAT WHO MOLT
HMM POLITE SLOW HELLCAT
WHO’LL EMIT HELLCAT MOPS
HELLCAT WHO’LL SPITE MOM
HMM, POLL A LOWLIEST TECH
HELP MOM LATCH LOWLIEST
CALL LOWLIEST HEMP MOTH
CHOMP THEM LOWLIEST ALL
LOWLIEST LAMP CLOTH HEM
HMM, LOP A LOWLIEST LETCH
I’M THE LAST WHO’LL COMPEL
SWELL PATH COME HIM TOLL
HE WILL MOLL COMET’S PATH
HOW HE’LL SCALPEL MOM TIT
I’M HOW HE’LL PLOT CALMEST
HOW HE’LL MOP SLIM CATTLE
HOW HE’LL CLAIM POT MELTS
HOW HE’LL LET PLASTIC MOM
HOW HE’LL MOST IMPACT ELL
OH WELL, HE’LL IMPACT MOST
WHO LETS ME CALM HILLTOP
WHO LETS ME CALL HIM PLOT
POEMS THAT CHILL MELLOW
HMM, I CALL POET WHO TELLS
CALL HIM POET TELLS WHOM
COLT HOWL, LET ME SLAP HIM
CLOTH OWL, LET ME SLAP HIM
SO TELL ME WHO MATCH PILL
SO TELL ME WHO, TALL CHIMP
HE WILL SELL MOM THAT COP
HMM, HE WILL SPELL; ACT TOO
PAL WHO LETS ME ITCH MOLL