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We are sorry, but you cannot say “Freedom of Speech” on this computer.
If you are writing an entry in your blog in this country, there are certain things you may not publish. You must be made aware that it is illegal to mention the following phrases:
- Freedom of Speech
- Democracy
- Human Rights
- Literacy
- Critical Thinking
- Chamomile Tea
- Beef Jerky
- God
- Satan
You will be notified as we come up with more words and phrases which are illegal. In the meantime, just stop blogging, because you’re more than likely going to say something you’re not supposed to. Your access to the Internet is a privilege which should not be taken lightly. Your life is governed by us. We have full control over what you do and say. Well, we want to have full control, and the first place we’re starting is right here, on the Internet. You may not publish anything until you submit it to the requisite seventeen separate bureaus of censorship. We will review what you have written, and by three or four years from now, we might let you publish what you’ve written, as long as it does not contain any of the illegal language.
Thank you for your cooperation. Live, and be happy.
Your government.
