Fire Truck! Fire Truck! Fire Truck!
Look at their hats! They have the most wonderful hats ever made! I must acquire a child-sized version of such a hat! They are the most large and most yellow hats I have ever seen…
I like this article from The Onion. We all need to read it.
In fact we all need to read all these articles from The Onion:
Fire Truck! Fire Truck! Fire Truck!
I Believe The Robots Are Our Future
Generic Candy Corn Will Give You AIDS
Man With Friend With Cancer ‘Going Through A Rough Time’
