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Archive for April 8th, 2008

May I See Your Aciphex, Please?

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Pharmacist: Of course ma’am. Which effects were you particularly interested in? We have a lot of them.
Customer: Oh? There’s more than one Aciphex?
Pharmacist: Umm… that would be “effect,” ma’am. Singular. “More than one ass effect.” Yes, we have over 100 ass effects. Which would you care to see?

Okay so, these pharmaceutical companies must have […]